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  • Slim fit, we suggest ordering a size up if you're swole af
  • 100% premium polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model
  • Longer hem for a more casual shoe
  • Designed in Boulder, Co


You may be wondering why we didn't slap utters on these cow print pants, but if we went any farther with this cow design, we'd be selling an experience to Pleasure Town, not just simple cow pants. Do yourself a favor and go to your local watering hole, strike up a valiant conversation with a lovely heifer, and let these cowhide pants do what they do best. It's New Year's Eve after all and you know damn well you haven't got all that sinning out yet. 

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