Everyone knows the drunkest patron at the Halloween party is the banana or hot dog. You don't even need to be at the party to know that - it's just science. Bananas get turnt. Gwen Stefani taught us that circa 2007 or something. Go ahead, throw up on it, spill your jungle juice on it, wear it in the hot tub when things get spicy, but don't, for the life of you, take this beacon of drunkness off.