We could start off this product description with something cliche like "Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do," but we just did that. You know what you're getting here. It's a COPS hat that makes you look like you were actually running along with the officers in the line of duty.
On a side note, I think the only reason I watched Cops was to see the bad guy break free and get away from the po-nine just once. I've only see the robber get away once in my life and I was hooked on COPS ever since.