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Shinesty Patented

BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
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Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

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To our surprise, the candy makers Sweethearts reached out with an unusual request to make these Valentine's Day boxers. We were hesitant to soften the brand but apparently, Sweethearts decided to grow with their target market. No more candy for kids. Nope. They went full on NC17. With phrases like "full bush" and "do me from behind" * these candies highlight the fun times during Valentine's Day. We were shocked by the subtle, yet powerful use of the word "daddy" as well. Very well done and tasteful. No candy company has ventured into this territory and it'll probably stay that way because this whole story was made up.

*not included, but it sounded good

Shinesty Patented

BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
Boxer Subscription
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.

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