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To our surprise, the candy makers Sweethearts reached out with an unusual request to make these Valentine's Day boxers. We were hesitant to soften the brand but apparently, Sweethearts decided to grow with their target market. No more candy for kids. Nope. They went full on NC17. With phrases like "full bush" and "do me from behind" * these candies highlight the fun times during Valentine's Day. We were shocked by the subtle, yet powerful use of the word "daddy" as well. Very well done and tasteful. No candy company has ventured into this territory and it'll probably stay that way because this whole story was made up.

*not included, but it sounded good

Product Details

  • Materials: 95% Micromodal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in)
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking
  • Resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, durable waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Machine wash delicate with like colors, do not bleach, hang to dry, do not iron
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

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