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These red Scottish print boxer briefs were created so that instead of getting played, you can get plaid. Getting played is having top shelf scotch muddled into some guava Splenda nightmare cocktail when you wanted it on the rocks. Getting plaid is having your bagpipe blown 'til you're riding higher than the Scottish Highlands. And as any true highlander knows, when it comes to boxers for your bonnie bells, there can be only one - The Scotch on the Rocks Xmas boxers. 

Product Details

  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry 
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Now Available with Fly! We listened.
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO
  • Brand: Shinesty

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