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The Threat Level Midnights | Black Ball Hammock Pouch Underwear

The threat level midnights | black ball hammock pouch underwear

$25.99
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To the gift wrapping aficionado, the only thing more delightful than wrapping a gift using only three pieces of expertly-placed tape is the joy of watching the recipient tear into their gift with much anticipation. Enjoy the unwrapping experience over and over again this holiday season in a pair of Christmas present boxers and a matching women's bralette and cheeky underwear set, and you can both rock it to the bang bang boogie, say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat.

Product Details

Boxers

  • Features: Light Weight, 4-Way Stretch, Moisture Wicking, & Bulge Enhancing
  • Ball Hammock Technology: prevents the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (3x softer than cotton)
  • Care: Machine wash delicate, hang dry, & avoid fabric softener

Cheeky Panties

  • Features: Lightweight, Moisture Wicking, & Breathable
  • Fit: Soft & flexible waistband, No-itch flatlock stitching reduces bulk
  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex
  • Care: Machine wash delicate with like colors, hang dry, avoid fabric softener

Bralette

  • Features: Reversible, Solid Print inside, Worn 4 ways
  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex
  • Care: Machine wash delicate, hang dry, avoid fabric softener

Shinesty Patented

BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
Boxer Subscription
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.

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