Maple Leaf Pants
You don't have to visit Canada to embody the Canadian experience. Here's a two-step process to some hinky Canadian shenanigans. Step 1: Stuff yourself full of poutine and pancakes until you sweat cheese curds and maple syrup. Step 2: Grab your Oh, Canada maple leaf pants, go to a hockey game and drink nothing but Labatts until you get friendly drunk. Good enough, eh bud?