What makes these panty droppers so great? Uno, they're military grade, which is where the camo print derived from. Two, you see that nose piece? It's sticky. We're talking sticky like Pirelli tires on an all-wheel drive '97 Subaru Outback sticky. There's no sliding so don't need to worry about the adage "slippery when wet."
You're probably thinking that can't feel good. If you are, GTFO because it feels great. You're probably one of those haters who munches on kale chips and tries to eat a gluten-free diet even though you don't have celiac, which is why Pit Viper designed the lenses to wrap around the sides of your face - to protect yourself from people who want to live that boring life. Whether you're wearing them for Sunday school, happy hour, or going down the mountain at Mach 1, they'll stay. If we could change anything, we'd put the mirror finish on the inside of the lenses so you can see just how fuggin' bitchin' you look.