The 80085
Glow In The Dark Calculator Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

The 80085 | Glow in the Dark Calculator Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear
The 80085 | Glow in the Dark Calculator Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear
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Complete The Look


If you didn't type 58008 into your calculator and then flip it upside down and giggle to yourself and your friends...did you even go to grade school? Come to think of kids even use calculators these days? Or do teachers just let them use their mini computers in their pockets? Really makes yo...

Shinesty Ball Hammock®

Pouch Underwear Technology

The Pouch

An extra piece of fabric that keeps your stones from slipping into the gooch, helps prevent ball-to-leg velcro and cradles your nuts on the wings of an angel.

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The Fabric

MicroModal is 3x softer than cotton, ultra-breathable and wicks sweat away faster than a ShamWow.

Shinesty Ball Hammock underwear rolled up and placed thoughtfully in a wire basket, like it could sit out on a bookshelf and no one would be offended.

The Magic


These ball cradling wonders have bulge enhancing technologies to turn any grower into a shower.

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The Technicals

Every Ball Hammock® features 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, no itch flatlock stitching, anti-bunching construction and an invisible map to the lost city of Atlantis.

Available in Standard, Trunk, Brief, Long Leg, and Cooling

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