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Polarized retro sunglasses with attached visor

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Our men's cactus underwear is NOT cactus material, so please stop asking Jeff from NJ. It wasn't funny the first two times. In fact, these cactus boxer briefs feel the exact opposite of what a cactus would feel like on your junk. I'm only speculating because I've never intentionally put a cactus near that area. I should clarify that when I say intentionally, I also mean unintentionally. I've never been graced by the touch of a cactus on my gents. I bet Jeff from NJ has.

And Jeff, I'm sure you'll stumble upon these cactus print boxers someday, so here's a picture specifically for you:

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Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry 
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

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