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Shinesty Patented

BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
Boxer Subscription
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.


Description

Our men's cactus underwear is NOT cactus material, so please stop asking Jeff from NJ. It wasn't funny the first two times. In fact, these cactus boxer briefs feel the exact opposite of what a cactus would feel like on your junk. I'm only speculating because I've never intentionally put a cactus near that area. I should clarify that when I say intentionally, I also mean unintentionally. I've never been graced by the touch of a cactus on my gents. I bet Jeff from NJ has.

And Jeff, I'm sure you'll stumble upon these cactus print boxers someday, so here's a picture specifically for you:

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Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry 
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

    Shinesty Patented

    BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
    Boxer Micro Modal
    Boxer Subscription
    HOW THEY WORK:
    SUPPORTING
    Egg Hammock

    There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

    Boxer Rendering
    MOISTURE WICKING
    Moisture Wicking

    The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

    ENHANCING
    Bulge Enhancing

    Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.

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