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The Ultimate Package | Build a Ball Hammock® 3 Pack + Happy Nuts

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If it's warm outside as you read this, I can almost guarantee your gonads are a little sweaty. If you've ever suffered from bat wings, SWASS or chub rub you may be entitled to compensation. Just kidding, we can't offer you money, but we can offer you a solution to your Gold Bond addiction. Introducing Happy Nuts: the most innovative comfort cream to ever soothe your shweaddy balls. It applies like a lotion, and dries like a powder to keep you cool and comfortable 24/7. If all of that hasn't already convinced you that you NEED this stuff, then allow me to remind you that no suitable mate enjoys 'nad sweat. None. Not one. DEETS Happy Nuts applies as a lotion and dries as a powder to keep SWASS at bay Keeps you smelling like you just got out of the shower, even if you didn't Sweat protection Fights unwanted odors, you dirty boy Prevents chub rub, soothes spicy spots with aloe Made in the USA

Happy Nuts Comfort Cream | Sweat Defense And Odor Control Lotion

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Get any three pairs of Ball Hammock® pouch underwear of your choosing PLUS the official Happy Nuts Comfort Cream (to soothe your spicy spots) all for the low price of $87.99. That’s 10% off the regular price to treat yo' self or a lucky someone to scrotal serenity.

Build a 3 Pack + Happy Nuts Comfort Cream

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