No turtles were harmed in the making of this buffalo check turtleneck. Now that we've put that past us, let's talk benefits. Or bennies as I like to call 'em.
First, your neck is going to be warm. Second, it'll cover hickeys. Three, if you don't want hickeys just keep this Christmas turtleneck on during the action. No lips will be able to penetrate the material so your neck will be dryer than a Mormon wedding.