These Xmas ball hammock boxers aren't just any shade of green. These are bright green. Hard core uranium green. Melt your face off toxic green. Maybe, possibly, junk augmenting radiation green. We had to send a team to Chernobyl (yes Shinesty employees get healthcare and yes, that's why we sent our unpaid interns) to collect samples and then we manufactured this green in a lab. But our scientists didn't stop there. We went on to produce the most scientifically advanced and supportive ball hammocks you've ever deigned to rest Ben Wa's in. Grab yourself a pair today and see what science and radiation can do for you this holiday season.