Boy, have we been waiting for the day where we could name some blue underwear the "blue ball obliterator" just because something is blue and it touches your balls. The day has finally come where functionality meets fashion.
"But, these are just blue boxers that aren't that cool," you may be asking yourself. Nay. Enter the ball hammock that gently lifts your boys up and out of the grundle giving them space and respect they deserve. Think of it as upgrading to extended leg room on a packed flight.