This here is the Clubhouse boxer brief combo pack. Think of that big slot on the front as the V.I.P. clubhouse for your C & Bs. We call that the Hog Hammock, but after further consideration, we could have called that feature the cockpit, the pop-up camper for your balls, or the push-up bra for your nuts.
Think of these as upgrading to extra leg room. You've seen the predator pack, but we like to think these are for the more serious. Or for people who think they're more serious than they actually are. Just remember you're wearing boxers with a built-in kangaroo pouch for your very own Joey.