We're going to come out and say it, you need a set of cods to rock these. A pair of shameless cods. The elevator eyes will be firing away when you wear this scrote tote to the community pool. You'll see an array of eyes. Some will look with lust while 99% of people will look with disgrace.
*Sizing Notes: These bad boys are designed to fit a little tight so you don't lose 'em high diving into the pool. Shinesty recommends buying a size up if you're between sizes.