When you successfully steal decathlon gold from the Soviets while simultaneously racing a souped-up Ford Mustang to make the front of a Wheaties Box, you are a true piece of Americana.

When you are Danica Patrick and become the only female to win an Indy Car race in world history and yet still do NOT make the cover of a Wheaties box, you are an American phenomenon.

For all others, there's this classic corduroy USA logo hat to pay homage to the legends that came before us and to those who will never ever make it on said Wheaties box.

But if you actually get on the cover of a Wheaties box, make sure to toss this hat on.