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THE BLUE "BALL OBLITERATOR" DRESS SUIT BY OPPOSUITS


$19.99
$24.99
SPLIT SUIT SIZING

any size jacket

+ any size pants

no extra cost

ONLY ON SHINESTY

If mankind has gleaned anything over the years, it's that you best keep your dress suit baby blue and your balls...well...not blue. With that in mind, The Blue Ball Obliterating 3-Piece (includes jacket, pants and tie) is an ally for your pair. It's designed to reduce the likelihood of ever getting blue balls by making you look dapper af.

Or, if the cards aren't with you and the unfortunate happens, it's features patent-pending technology to delay the onset of said BBs - simply nest a tube of Icy Hot in the pant line with the opening facing down. When you feel some BBs coming on, smash the tube to release the Icy Hot and near-instantly relieve what ails ya (note: NOT a doctor recommended or approved use of Icy Hot, nor for the treatment of BBs).

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MODEL INFO
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 175
Waist Size: 30
Jacket Size: 40
Biceps: Gauge Woven Steel
Sign: Sagittarius

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