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Don't Be A Dick
Blaze Orange Beanie
Don't Be A Dick
Blaze Orange Beanie
It was my 26th birthday when Dick Cheney accidentally shot that guy during the infamous, ill-fated Texas Quail Hunt of '06. Just like Dickie C., I was lost in the throes of a good time, exhibiting a certain disregard for safety and consuming substances I would later choose not to report, but one of us had a markedly better day than the other. (It was me.)
If you're like me and prefer getting blasted with birthday day-drinking over getting blasted with errant shot pellets, put your safety first with this bright orange beanie. It will keep you from being mistaken as a hunting trophy, and emblazoned with the words "DICK CHENEY" it's a not-so-subtle reminder to the other members of your party that if you're not gonna be on your game, you're probably gonna be on the news.
It was my 26th birthday when Dick Cheney accidentally shot that guy during the infamous, ill-fated Texas Quail Hunt of '06. Just like Dickie C., I was lost in the throes of a good time, exhibiting a certain disregard for safety and consuming substances I would later choose not to report, but one of us had a markedly better day than the other. (It was me.)
If you're like me and prefer getting blasted with birthday day-drinking over getting blasted with errant shot pellets, put your safety first with this bright orange beanie. It will keep you from being mistaken as a hunting trophy, and emblazoned with the words "DICK CHENEY" it's a not-so-subtle reminder to the other members of your party that if you're not gonna be on your game, you're probably gonna be on the news.
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