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HIGH SCHOOL REUNION TUXEDO MORPHSUIT



There comes a time in every man's life where the significant other drags you out to the 5-year high school reunion because "oh so much has changed" since you've walked across the stage. You're there to kiss hands, shake babies, and avoid all of the nerds who had rollie backpacks for four years straight. If this morph suit was designed to be worn to an event, it would be your 5-year high school reunion. It's pretty much saying I want to look eloquent AF and wear a tux, but I'm sure as shit not 30 and don't plan on paying a mortgage for another decade, or think about biological clocks, leading to getting divorced before you're even married.

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MODEL INFO
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 170
Waist Size: 32
Jacket Size: 38
Biceps: Lou Ferrigno
Sign: Scorpio

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