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THE REAL HOG HAMMOCK BARNYARD PIG BALL POUCH BOXER BRIEF

Product Details

  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in)
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking
  • Resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, C

Description

We've called our angel-soft ball pouch boxer briefs the hog hammocks for quite some time, yet never thought to put an actual pig on the front of em. Up until one of our customers mentioned he'd sat down to read Animal Farm out on his porch and realized his hog had become bacon in his cotton boxers. That got us thinking, maybe we could pull a DiCaprio and make a hog within a hog, so we done did it. 

Introducing the Real Hog Hammock, our first ever pig face pouch underwear. They've got an ultra-soft micromodal material that keeps the boys clean until things get dirty, plus the ball pouch will keep the gents up and away from the terrible taint. Pigs don't sweat (true story) and neither should your balls. It doesn't matter if you're packing a piglet or a warthog, these hog hammocks keep your hog looking huge and happy. (Disclaimer, hogs are cage free, non-GMO fed, FDA certified hogs). 

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