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THE BIG BULLS COW BALL HAMMOCK BOXER BRIEFS

Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry 
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO


    Description

    Get beefy with our cow ball pouch boxers. Our original plan when making these bull boxers was to partner with farmersonly.com. They declined immediately. Apparently, they didn't like our marketing campaigns that include slogans like:

    • Barnyard Babes
    • Backdoor Bovines
    • Voluptuous Veal
    • Horny Heifers
    • Steers Near You
    • Bulls Gone Wild

    Introducing the Big Bulls Cow boxer. They've got an ultra-soft MicroModal material that keeps the boys from jumping the fence. Our patented ball pouch boxer keeps the boys in their pen and away from the terrible taint. On a serious note, if anyone wants to barter Omaha steaks for these cow ball pouch boxers, let us know- customerservice@shinesty.com.

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