Everyone knows the drunkest patron at the Halloween party is the lad or lass in the banana costume. You don't even need to be at the party to know that because it's science. Bananas get turnt. Gwen Stefani taught that to us in 2007 or whatever, but I digress. Go ahead, throw up on it, spill your jungle juice on it, and wear it in the hot tub when things get hot, but don't, for the life of you, take this beacon of drunkness off.