If you're looking at this American flag bucket tank and think it's stupid, that's because it is extremely stupid. But momma told me one man's trash is another man's treasure. Now if you're looking at this and thinkin', "HOLY SHIT I WANT IT! But what can I stuff in that bucket of a pocket there?"
We did the testing. It holds:
243 Magnum condoms, a piglet, 36 Coronitas (that also make your hands look huge), freshly-poured margaritas, a small child, a gaggle of ferrets, and whatever the hell else you have floating around your house.