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Bow ties and suspenders go together like America and apple pie, or like America and a righteous ass whooping depending on who you are.

Back in the old day, blokes would square up with nothing but suspenders to keep up their pantaloons during a good bare-knuckle fight. After that, they'd tie up their bowties, shake hands, and get hammered at the local watering hole acting like it never happened. There is a reason why major public figures such as Colonel Sanders, Abraham Lincoln, and FDR wore the iconic tie, and it's because wearing a bow tie is a power move. KFC was born, slavery was abolished, and the New Deal was directly formed by the people who refused to wear regular ties.

  • Brand: Fashions Made 
  • OSFM
  • Makes you look good naked

 

 


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Bow ties and suspenders go together like America and apple pie, or like America and a righteous ass whooping depending on who you are.

Back in the old day, blokes would square up with nothing but suspenders to keep up their pantaloons during a good bare-knuckle fight. After that, they'd tie up their bowties, shake hands, and get hammered at the local watering hole acting like it never happened. There is a reason why major public figures such as Colonel Sanders, Abraham Lincoln, and FDR wore the iconic tie, and it's because wearing a bow tie is a power move. KFC was born, slavery was abolished, and the New Deal was directly formed by the people who refused to wear regular ties.

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  • Brand: Fashions Made 
  • OSFM
  • Makes you look good naked

 

 

Bow ties and suspenders go together like America and apple pie, or like America and a righteous ass whooping depending on who you are.

Back in the old day, blokes would square up with nothing but suspenders to keep up their pantaloons during a good bare-knuckle fight. After that, they'd tie up their bowties, shake hands, and get hammered at the local watering hole acting like it never happened. There is a reason why major public figures such as Colonel Sanders, Abraham Lincoln, and FDR wore the iconic tie, and it's because wearing a bow tie is a power move. KFC was born, slavery was abolished, and the New Deal was directly formed by the people who refused to wear regular ties.

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