We can tell COVID-19 to pound sand all day,
but actions speak louder than words. Here’s
what we’re doing to get through this global
cluster fuck, and more importantly, how you can
contribute without even getting off the couch.
Millions of doctors, nurses and other folks are putting their lives on the line to combat this shitshow. Thank them. If you are on the frontline of this evolving pandemic, submit your email below and we’ll send you a code for 40% off our entire site. We don’t have shoes as comfortable as Allbirds, or probably anything you can’t live without for that matter, but what we do have is all yours. For now this is on the honor system...just remember karma can be a real bitch people.
Do this even if Uncle Sam isn’t locking you down or having you to shelter in place yet. Our parents and grandparents had to go to war, all we have to do is stay home and binge Netflix, maybe enjoy a little afternoon delight with ourselves (as of 3/24 Pornhub Premium’s free) or whoever we’re quarantined with. We can do it (no pun intended).
The Real MVP, we wish we were epidemiologists rn
RIP, for every inch we didn't know we were clicking on
RIP, we know "I told you so" doesn't really cut it
For bringing an entire
Last but not least, life's serious enough as it is right now.
If you want some more info on what we're doing to keep
our site safe, as well as recommendations for your safety
during this time, here's our official statement
Healthcare workers only please. If you know someone on the buying
side of a healthcare provider, government, or other organization that takes
care of people and needs critical supplies, please introduce us.
We will plug them in directly to our supply chain and try to make manufacturer introductions.
Shinesty is not producing, selling, or profiting in any way from the production of PPE. We merely want to connect those in need, with those we know who are actively producing these critical supplies.