These 70s style ski bibs may be called "The Burnouts," but they're nothing like the title. We designed these because skiing naked is cold and bibs are the next best thing.
Now to the features. The kangaroo chest pouch is readily accessible for mid-run safety meetings. We slapped two interior stash pockets in there because no righteous woman has just one vice. It'll fit a flask, a tall boy, wacky tobacky, and whatever else you deem a vice on top of your Nature Valley bar. The high-performance DWR (Durable Water Repellent) makes sure barley pops dance right off your bibs if you spill.
We know your next question already, "What if things escalate quickly when I'm talking to the hunk on the chairlift?" Fear not, as we've made two crotch vents just for that.
For the powder hounds, we decided to throw in some powder gators, making sure your boots are as dry as the fuggin' Sahara. Sorry, no crapper flap, tho.