Everyone has a vice. If your vices are like many others', you're going to want to hide your eyes from onlookers. What can you expect when you get these? Sponsors. When you look good, you play good and when you play good, they pay good.
Just ask Andre Agassi who bought a pair of sunglasses to hide his booze-filled eyes, won a tennis tournament, and had Oakley as a sponsor immediately after he wiped the sweat off his face. Be like Agassi and maybe we'll sponsor you.