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American Flag Pants

These USA pants and flag shorts have been kickin' commie ass since 1776 (despite the fact that the earliest forms of communism didn't begin developing until the 1840s). These USA flag clothes landed us on the moon, dropped two atomic bombs, and invented cheese in a can. It just goes to show that if you slap the star and stripes on anything, it will make it great beyond all human expectations.


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