St. Patrick's Day Pants to Make the Irish Proud
If you’re going to wear a Saint Patty’s day outfit, then you can’t just get by with a tired old t-shirt. This Irish holiday is not the time for laziness. You’re going to need some St. Patrick’s Day pants to match the entire mood of the day. Everything will be green from your shirt, to your Irish pants, to your boxers, to your socks, to your beer, to your inevitable vomit. Hey, don’t get mad at me. I don’t make the rules here, I just wear the shamrock pants in this relationship. I’ll tell it as it is. St. Patrick’s Day is a holiday filled with corned beef, cabbage, Jameson, Guinness, and plenty of green. Get in the holiday spirit with these St. Patrick’s themed pants to elevate your attire to a higher standard. If you’re ready to party your pants off, then these are the pants to party right off your body.
Pinch Proof Pants
This Saint Patty’s Day, you better step into these green men’s party pants and get to the bar before all of the beer is gone. These St. Patrick’s Day pants will help you party the day away until you have shamrocked your Irish socks right off of your feet. It’s one thing to wear Irish pants, but it’s a whole new level when you wear shamrock pants. Not clover pants, I said shamrock. And the only reason I know to say that is because some customer yelled at me last year when I said clovers and shamrocks were the same thing. Man, I will NOT make that Big Mistake again.