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If these sunglasses were in school, they'd be in detention every day for constantly chatting up the prom queen under the bleachers.
They'd be smokin' in the boys room, making out in the locker room with said prom queen, and would find a fill-in for the mandatory detention so they could then spend more time chatting with the prom queen under the bleachers. Then, the summer going into their freshman year of college, they'd ditch the prom queen in search of something better, something new, something unconquered.
They're also ANSI z87+ rated, which means they've been approved by the American National Standards Institute for high-velocity impact resistance. Their shatter-resistant polycarbonate lenses and polycarbonate frames are perfect for face-plants.