Want them to sit on your face? Delivery Late August 2017
If you're reading this you already know - these sunglasses f*ck. If these were a car they'd have doors that open like this, or this, but definitely not like this.If they were a college student they'd party 5 nights a week and still graduate cum laude. If they were your parents they'd still have incredible sex, they never would've gotten a divorce, and they definitely never would've become romantically involved with wildly inadequate weirdos named Steve. But I digress. At this point, you either want these bad boys, or you've already exited this page.
They're ANSI z87+ rated, which means they've been approved by the American National Standards Institute for high-velocity impact resistance. Their shatter-resistant polycarbonate lenses and polycarbonate frames are perfect for face-plants.