This just dawned on me as I talked with an Aussie about getting a fanny pack. Apparently, the Land Down Unda has a totally different meaning of the word "fanny."
I'll just leave this here so you can see for yourself. You'll see, they're not entirely wrong at all.
And yes, the 90s print on this fanny pack looks like the carpet from the bowling alley where you had your 6th birthday party.