Defend the North in the Best Minnesota Vikings Gear.
Being part of one of the oldest divisions in football has to come with a lot of pressure. Good thing Vikings pillage best when under pressure. That’s why, when defending the north, you’re going to want to be decked in the best Vikings gear. The good news for you is that Vikings would wear all of these items if they were around today.
You might be questioning that statement. Stern but fair. However, did you know that when the Vikings of yore weren’t pillaging, they wore Viking blazers? Don’t google it, just trust us. And let’s just say that even if that’s not technically accurate, they’d definitely own this line of Vikings gear.
Also, have you ever tried to defend the north without pants? Next to impossible. Luckily for you, we have Minnesota Vikings pants that are breathable, fashionable and wildly purple. Let’s take a look at who you’ll be defending the north from:
Packers: So it turns out “Packers” is just the nickname of the team’s first sponsor, the Indian Packing Company. Fairly certain Vikings can defend the north from an old, canned meat industry.
Bears: Okay this one might be a smidge tougher. I still give the edge to a Viking (if they have an ax).
Lions: Same as Bears. We should be good here.
Vikings Gear Worth Showing off this Season
Minneapolis is a sneaky-underrated city for setting clothing trends. Sure, it’s not Milan, Paris or New York but in terms of purple clothing, it is bar none.
That is why our crack squad team of designers flew out to Minnesota to show off our clothing at a fashion show to make sure that our Vikings gear is worth showing off this season. After the 47-minute standing ovation for our Vikings apparel, we knew we nailed it. But don’t take our word for it, take these fictional quotes from fictional fashionistas:
“Minnesota Vikings pants. So hot right now. So hot.” -J. Mugabu
“What are these, Minnesota Vikings overalls for incredible fans?” -D. Boolander
“Your Minnesota Vikings apparel is loco and I like it!” Mansel
So, uh, yeah, there you have it. The (fictional) fashionistas have spoken and they agree: our Minnesota Vikings Gear is absolutely worth showing off this season. Skol.