You’ve got Halloween underwear, pajamas and socks on your mind. We know this because the internet overlords told us that you are in desperate need of pumpkin underwear and ghost socks. OK, we’ll admit that isn’t 100% true. The shocking truth is we have developed a human/pumpkin chimera in our secret laboratory deep below CU Boulder’s campus. It has radical telepathic abilities that allow us to read your mind, but oddly enough only when it comes to underwear, PJ and toe-covering needs and wants. At this point you’re probably wondering why on earth we would reveal our company's deepest darkest secret that undoubtedly violates numerous medical and ethical conventions? It’s because nobody but the bots read the SEO anyways and It’s really been weighing on my consciousness lately so I just wanted to vent a little bit and get it out in the open. If by chance you are still reading this and you are tempted to contact the authorities, just do me a tiny little solid and put the phone down alright? Anyways, let's put the tin foil down and head back to reality here. Who wouldn’t want spooky underwear this season? Shop men’s and women’s matching Halloween undies and don’t frighten yourself when you drop your pants while wearing this spooky underwear. Pair it with some Halloween pajamas and spooky socks to complete the cozy set. --- Men's and Women's Halloween Underwear, PJs and Socks to Die for Spooktacular halloween underwear is found right here on this page along with horrid puns that I refuse to apologize for. How about some gourdgeous pumpkin underwear to match your pumpkin’s underpants? Now THAT’S some spooky underwear if you ask me. Speaking of things that are spooky, have I told you about that time my neighbor made a lasagna out of her newborn's placenta for “Nutritional purposes” and tried to sell me a slice for $10? Turns out it was “Schrödinger’s Placenta” because I was so hungry after eating it that it must have simultaneously existed and not existed in my stomach at the same time. I had to fork out another 20 bones just to get some pizza delivered later that night because of the stingy serving size. Shop Halloween undies, spooky PJs and horrifying socks for you and your boo right now, cuz we guarantee they’ll leave you more satisfied than Schrödinger’s Placenta. Underwear Spooky enough to be your Halloween Costume This Halloween underwear is so spooky, that experts say you don’t even need a costume when you’ve got couples matching skeleton underwear. Now you may be asking, are there truly experts out there for spooky underwear? My answer is: I have no idea, but what does it matter? You’re still here reading about Halloween undies when you could simply be buying said Halloween underwear. Should you choose to go out of your way and still purchase a costume, it’s mandatory that it be a “sexy” version of your chosen character. You ever wanted to bang the person in the Goofy costume at Disneyland? No? Me either I guess….

<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">You’ve got Halloween underwear, pajamas and socks on your mind. We know this because the internet overlords told us that you are in desperate need of pumpkin underwear and ghost socks. OK, we’ll admit that isn’t 100% true. The shocking truth is we have developed a human/pumpkin chimera in our secret laboratory deep below CU Boulder’s campus. It has radical telepathic abilities that allow us to read your mind, but oddly enough only when it comes to underwear, PJ and toe-covering needs and wants. At this point you’re probably wondering why on earth we would reveal our company's deepest darkest secret that undoubtedly violates numerous medical and ethical conventions? It’s because nobody but the bots read the SEO anyways and It’s really been weighing on my consciousness lately so I just wanted to vent a little bit and get it out in the open. If by chance you are still reading this and you are tempted to contact the authorities, just do me a tiny little solid and put the phone down alright? Anyways, let's put the tin foil down and head back to reality here. Who wouldn’t want spooky underwear this season? Shop men’s and women’s matching Halloween undies and don’t frighten yourself when you drop your pants while wearing this spooky underwear. Pair it with some Halloween pajamas and spooky socks to complete the cozy set.</span></p>
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<h2><span style="font-weight: 400;">Men's and Women's Halloween Underwear, PJs and Socks to Die for</span></h2>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Spooktacular halloween underwear is found right here on this page along with horrid puns that I refuse to apologize for. How about some gourdgeous pumpkin underwear to match your pumpkin’s underpants? Now THAT’S some spooky underwear if you ask me. Speaking of things that are spooky, have I told you about that time my neighbor made a lasagna out of her newborn's placenta for “Nutritional purposes” and tried to sell me a slice for $10? Turns out it was “Schrödinger’s Placenta” because I was so hungry after eating it that it must have simultaneously existed and not existed in my stomach at the same time. I had to fork out another 20 bones just to get some pizza delivered later that night because of the stingy serving size. Shop Halloween undies, spooky PJs and horrifying socks for you and your boo right now, cuz we guarantee they’ll leave you more satisfied than Schrödinger’s Placenta.</span></p>
<h2><span style="font-weight: 400;">Underwear Spooky enough to be your Halloween Costume</span></h2>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">This Halloween underwear is so spooky, that experts say you don’t even need a costume when you’ve got couples matching skeleton underwear. Now you may be asking, are there truly experts out there for spooky underwear? My answer is: I have no idea, but what does it matter? You’re still here reading about Halloween undies when you could simply be buying said Halloween underwear. Should you choose to go out of your way and still purchase a costume, it’s mandatory that it be a “sexy” version of your chosen character. You ever wanted to bang the person in the Goofy costume at Disneyland? No? Me either I guess….</span></p>

Halloween Apparel Test Aug 27

Women's

Men's

Gender

Bikini

Boxers

Boxers - Fly

Boxers - Trunk

Bralettes - Plunge

Bralettes - Triangle

Thongs

Boxers - Long - Fly

Boxers - Magnum Pouch

Boyshort

Thongs - Modal

Women's Boxer

Boxers - Brief

Bralettes

Bralettes - Pack

Boxer - Fly - Pack

Boxer - Long - Pack

Cheeky

Youth Boxers

Bikini - Pack

Boxer - Pack

Boxer - Trunk - Pack

Boyshort - Pack

Bralettes - Plunge - Pack

Cheeky - Pack

Seamless Boyshort

Youth Boxers - Pack

Type

10/12

14/16

Size

Black

Blue

Green

Orange

White

Purple

Grey

Violet

Color

Halloween

Theme

Middle Finger X Ray Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

The XXX Ray | Middle Finger X Ray Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

The XXX Ray

The Boo Crew | Ball Hammock® Boxer Brief 7 Pack

The Boo Crew

Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly 5 Pack

The Halloweird | Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly 5 Pack

The Halloweird

Middle Finger X Ray Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

The XXX Ray | Middle Finger X Ray Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

Ball Hammock® Pouch Boxer Briefs with Fly 7 Pack

The Boo Crew | Ball Hammock® Pouch Boxer Briefs with Fly 7 Pack

Ball Hammock® Pouch Boxer Briefs with Fly 5 Pack

The Halloweird | Ball Hammock® Pouch Boxer Briefs with Fly 5 Pack

Middle Finger X Ray Ball Hammock® Boxer - Long Leg

The XXX Ray | Middle Finger X Ray Ball Hammock® Boxer - Long Leg

The XXX Ray | Middle Finger X Ray Women’s Boxers

Middle Finger X Ray Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks Underwear

The XXX Ray | Middle Finger X Ray Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks Underwear

Middle Finger X Ray Boob Hammock™ Triangle Bralette

The XXX Ray | Middle Finger X Ray Boob Hammock™ Triangle Bralette

Middle Finger X Ray Ball Hammock® Magnum Big Pouch Underwear

The XXX Ray | Middle Finger X Ray Ball Hammock® Magnum Big Pouch Underwear

Middle Finger X Ray Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs

The XXX Ray | Middle Finger X Ray Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs

Middle Finger X Ray Modal Bikini Underwear

The XXX Ray | Middle Finger X Ray Modal Bikini Underwear

Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly 7 Pack

The Boo Crew | Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly 7 Pack

The XXX Ray | Middle Finger X Ray Seamless Thong

The Haunted Trio | Boob Hammock™ Plunge Bralette 3 Pack

The Haunted Trio

Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks Underwear 5 Pack

The Halloweird | Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks Underwear 5 Pack

The Haunted Trio | Boob Hammock™ Scoop Bralette 3 Pack

Halloween Apparel Test Aug 27

Modal Boxer Brief With Fly

The XXX Ray

Modal Boxer Brief Pack

The Boo Crew

Modal Long Leg Boxer Brief With Fly Pack

The Halloweird

Modal Boxer Brief

The XXX Ray

Modal Boxer Brief With Fly Pack

The Boo Crew

Modal Boxer Brief With Fly Pack

The Halloweird

Modal Long Leg Boxer Brief With Fly

The XXX Ray

The XXX Ray

Middle Finger X Ray Women’s Boxers

Modal Trunk With Fly

The XXX Ray

Modal Triangle Bralette

The XXX Ray

Modal Magnum Pouch Boxer Brief

The XXX Ray

Modal Brief With Fly

The XXX Ray

Modal Bikini

The XXX Ray

Modal Long Leg Boxer Brief With Fly Pack

The Boo Crew

Modal Cheeky Pack

The Halloweird

Seamless Thong

The XXX Ray

Modal Bikini Pack

The Halloweird

Modal Plunge Bralette Pack

The Haunted Trio

Modal Trunk Pack

The Halloweird

Modal Scoop Bralette Pack

The Haunted Trio