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That package you're looking at is called the cockpit, and it feels like you're mounting a cloud. 

A lot of things will change once these arrive at your door. Your erections will last longer than 4 hours, objects in the mirror are now actually bigger than they appear, and you'll have the peace of mind that your cods are now resting gently upon the softest clouds. 

We've designed a very technical ball hammock that we refer to as a "dam to save your balls from the terrible taint." It feels as if your boys are getting lightly elevated with the soft, gentle touch of an angel's wings. That's because these are 95% MicroModal and 5% spandex meaning they're soft. Real soft.

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed in Boulder, CO
  • Material: 95% MicroModal, 5% spandex
  • 4-way stretch allowing for comfort and mobility, light, breathable, and moisture wicking, made with smooth and soft natural fibers, resistant to shrinking and fading
  • Feels like you've mounted a cloud; the hammock helps prevent balls from getting crushed in the grundel.

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That package you're looking at is called the cockpit, and it feels like you're mounting a cloud. 

A lot of things will change once these arrive at your door. Your erections will last longer than 4 hours, objects in the mirror are now actually bigger than they appear, and you'll have the peace of mind that your cods are now resting gently upon the softest clouds. 

We've designed a very technical ball hammock that we refer to as a "dam to save your balls from the terrible taint." It feels as if your boys are getting lightly elevated with the soft, gentle touch of an angel's wings. That's because these are 95% MicroModal and 5% spandex meaning they're soft. Real soft.

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  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed in Boulder, CO
  • Material: 95% MicroModal, 5% spandex
  • 4-way stretch allowing for comfort and mobility, light, breathable, and moisture wicking, made with smooth and soft natural fibers, resistant to shrinking and fading
  • Feels like you've mounted a cloud; the hammock helps prevent balls from getting crushed in the grundel.
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That package you're looking at is called the cockpit, and it feels like you're mounting a cloud. 

A lot of things will change once these arrive at your door. Your erections will last longer than 4 hours, objects in the mirror are now actually bigger than they appear, and you'll have the peace of mind that your cods are now resting gently upon the softest clouds. 

We've designed a very technical ball hammock that we refer to as a "dam to save your balls from the terrible taint." It feels as if your boys are getting lightly elevated with the soft, gentle touch of an angel's wings. That's because these are 95% MicroModal and 5% spandex meaning they're soft. Real soft.

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