They say jorts are the above-ground pool of the shorts world. We'd be inclined to agree. The Jeado is just like that, except it is the above-ground hot tub of the swim brief world...or something like that. It is like eating a bag of chips in church. Everyone looks over at you with disgust, but deep down they want some too.
*These should be paired with caterpillar-style mustaches for optimal results.