Pull my beard and call me Santa because I'm slinging novelty Christmas presents for him, Christmas presents for her, mom, dad, the kids, you name it. I don't even care if you've been naughty, nice, or something in between, I've got the perfect White Elephant gifts, stocking stuffers, and holiday presents for all the naughty boys and girls. I've got the elves pumping out so many stocking stuffers they've worked their little fingers down to the bones, it's honestly pretty brutal, and it's all for you. It's honest work and some elves gotta do it. Merry Christmas, assholes.