Teamwork Makes The Dream Work in Cincinnati Bengals Gear
I’d like to pontificate on the merits of this headline, which I did not write, for a bit. I understand you scrolled down to these descriptions for additional information on the Cincinnati Bengals gear you see before you and I apologize - you’re going to need to click on the actual product (like those awesome Bengals pants) for additional information.
Okay, now that that’s out of the way: has anyone ever seen or experienced a dream....working? How does that work? Do dreams go to the dream mines and work for hours on end? Do they come together as a team to work?
I’d rather focus on the Cincinnati Bengals apparel but this got me thinking: what do tigers dream of? Especially when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras? Do they have little tiger-striped nightmares?
Sorry, I lost track there. The main thing is that the Cincinnati Bengals are a team that practices incredible teamwork every day. They also have a dream (winning) and are working on that too.
Long story short: if you buy this Cincinnati Bengals gear, you are being part of a team and that team just so happens to make dreams work.
Stand Out in Awesome Bengals Apparel this Season.
If you think about it, you’re about to do the exact opposite of what a Bengal tiger wants to do. I mean, their entire body is essentially camouflage. Wearing this Cincinnati Bengals apparel is the opposite of camouflage - you are guaranteed to stand out from the tailgate to the bleachers.
In other words, this Cincinnati Bengals apparel won’t make you like a tiger, you’ll be like a peacock. But an awesome peacock. Wait - scratch that - just looking at this Bengals apparel, with its vibrant orange base and iconic Bengals logo, you will look like a tiger. Maybe you’ll look like some sort of peacock-tiger-hybrid. A peager, if you will. Or a tiecock.
But I digress. At the end of the day, if you want to stand out in awesome Bengals apparel this season, you’ve come to the right place. So start tiecocking, shake some hands and make some friends, okay?