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Baby Ugly Christmas Outfits

We don’t really like kids that much, but we love babies. That’s because babies are really just tiny drunk people, always missing their mouths and passing out in unusual places with next to no coordination. Enter our collection of Christmas onesies for babies, baby Christmas pajamas and Christmas bibs for babies. Perfectly matches with our matchy matchy Christmas suit and dress so your first baby Christmas outfit looks sleek and stylish, not drunk and disorderly. Essentially, you can slam peppermint schnapps under the mistletoe while your baby just sits there filling their diaper with Santa’s stinkers like a drunk piece of shit even though they DIDN’T drink any peppermint schnapps. Babies are weird. Christmas is Weird. Act like it.

We don’t really like kids that much, but we love babies. That’s because babies are really just tiny drunk people, always missing their mouths and passing out in unusual places with next to no coordination. Enter our collection of Christmas onesies for babies, baby Christmas pajamas and Christmas bibs for babies. Perfectly matches with our matchy matchy Christmas suit and dress so your first baby Christmas outfit looks sleek and stylish, not drunk and disorderly. Essentially, you can slam peppermint schnapps under the mistletoe while your baby just sits there filling their diaper with Santa’s stinkers like a drunk piece of shit even though they DIDN’T drink any peppermint schnapps. Babies are weird. Christmas is Weird. Act like it.

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Dress Your Baby in Snuggly Christmas Pajamas

Since a baby’s first Christmas pajamas are going to end up in so many special Christmas pictures, no one can argue that picking the perfect newborn Christmas onesie for a brand new bundle of joy is way more important to the parents than it is to the baby. An infant doesn’t care if they’re in an ugly Christmas onesie for baby or a tiny plaid suit, as long as they’re comfy. But parents want their baby boy or baby girl to look their best on Christmas morning in hopes that one of the 2,739 pictures that gets taken will turn out to be a keeper. Luckily for both of you, our soft and snuggly newborn Christmas pajamas offer the best of both worlds. From Santa faces and Christmas plaid to ninja bread men and Christmas tree camo, Shinesty’s baby Christmas pajamas have what you need to power through your sleep deprivation and make your baby look so cute that no one will know they were awake all night screaming and spitting up in your hair.

Cute Patterns for Baby's First Christmas Pajamas 

As long as the pattern you pick to decorate your baby is at least vaguely Christmas-themed, there are several advantages to putting your infant in a soft set of baby Christmas pajamas besides the obvious cuteness factor. Your baby’s first Christmas pajamas can be worn at any time of day or night throughout the entire Christmas holiday season, matching is optional, and, like most babies, they’re still cute even when they’re not totally clean. However, if your baby is one of the unfortunate ones born with a face to “grow into,” a Christmas onesie can be the perfect distraction from what’s sure to turn out to be a great personality, and gives desperate relatives something to compliment in a pinch. Whether your newborn and their baby Christmas pajamas are cute or ugly, there’s not a better way to make sure they’re celebrating in style than with some adorable baby-sized Christmas onesies, suits, and pajamas by Shinesty.

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