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Baby Ugly Christmas Outfits

We don’t really like kids that much, but we love babies. That’s because babies are really just tiny drunk people, always missing their mouths and passing out in unusual places with next to no coordination. Enter our collection of Christmas onesies for babies, baby Christmas pajamas and Christmas bibs for babies. Perfectly matches with our matchy matchy Christmas suit and dress so your first baby Christmas outfit looks sleek and stylish, not drunk and disorderly. Essentially, you can slam peppermint schnapps under the mistletoe while your baby just sits there filling their diaper with Santa’s stinkers like a drunk piece of shit even though they DIDN’T drink any peppermint schnapps. Babies are weird. Christmas is Weird. Act like it.  

We don’t really like kids that much, but we love babies. That’s because babies are really just tiny drunk people, always missing their mouths and passing out in unusual places with next to no coordination. Enter our collection of Christmas onesies for babies, baby Christmas pajamas and Christmas bibs for babies. Perfectly matches with our matchy matchy Christmas suit and dress so your first baby Christmas outfit looks sleek and stylish, not drunk and disorderly. Essentially, you can slam peppermint schnapps under the mistletoe while your baby just sits there filling their diaper with Santa’s stinkers like a drunk piece of shit even though they DIDN’T drink any peppermint schnapps. Babies are weird. Christmas is Weird. Act like it.  

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