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Retro Aviator Sunglasses

I’m just gonna come out and say it, Goose would still be alive if he wore aviator sunglasses. Controversial, but true. Enough living in the past though…because never in the history of man has one style of shades served so many disparate needs, as we will now demonstrate. Aviator sunglasses for men, aka men’s aviator sunglasses, perfect even if your only dreams of flight involve sending that ‘97 Chevy Caprice of yours over a cliff so you can get the insurance claim. Oversized aviator sunglasses, and aviator sunglasses for women more broadly, for staring at pool boys without getting caught. Mirror aviator sunglasses, aka mirrored aviator sunglasses, for concealing all matter of lazy eyes and lyin’ eyes. Keep those dirty little secrets safe. Polarized aviator sunglasses, so you can cut right through the glare to that mfing fish flipping you the bird. Getcha’ some.

I’m just gonna come out and say it, Goose would still be alive if he wore aviator sunglasses. Controversial, but true. Enough living in the past though…because never in the history of man has one style of shades served so many disparate needs, as we will now demonstrate. Aviator sunglasses for men, aka men’s aviator sunglasses, perfect even if your only dreams of flight involve sending that ‘97 Chevy Caprice of yours over a cliff so you can get the insurance claim. Oversized aviator sunglasses, and aviator sunglasses for women more broadly, for staring at pool boys without getting caught. Mirror aviator sunglasses, aka mirrored aviator sunglasses, for concealing all matter of lazy eyes and lyin’ eyes. Keep those dirty little secrets safe. Polarized aviator sunglasses, so you can cut right through the glare to that mfing fish flipping you the bird. Getcha’ some.

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