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American Flag Shirts and USA Tank Tops for Men and Women

What is an American flag shirt? The Merriam-Webster Dictionary defines the word as: n. An article of clothing reserved solely for the red blooded, commie fighting, Waffle House eatin’, no BS sons of bitches who have fight in their heart, and heart in their balls, or lady balls (what’s up 19th amendment). While that might seem like a long winded and strange definition for a highly reputable dictionary, if you don’t believe then look it up yourself. Also buy some men's and women's USA t-shirts and tank tops while you’re here, because that’s probably what led you to read this absurd paragraph to begin with.

What is an American flag shirt? The Merriam-Webster Dictionary defines the word as: n. An article of clothing reserved solely for the red blooded, commie fighting, Waffle House eatin’, no BS sons of bitches who have fight in their heart, and heart in their balls, or lady balls (what’s up 19th amendment). While that might seem like a long winded and strange definition for a highly reputable dictionary, if you don’t believe then look it up yourself. Also buy some men's and women's USA t-shirts and tank tops while you’re here, because that’s probably what led you to read this absurd paragraph to begin with.

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Shop a wide selection of patterns & styles (tees, long-sleeve, short-sleeve, tank tops, etc.) 

If American flag shirts, the smell of grilled meats, and copious amounts of cheap booze gets your broad stripe and bright stars rising to half-mast, you’re amongst friends, friend. You know there’s no mistaking you for some daggum Canadian when you’re wearing your favorite American flag tank top, so it’s no surprise that you’ve managed to score an invite for the kind of 4th of July party where a spin the bottle (rocket) challenge and co-ed strip croquet are just the beginning.

Men's & Women's American Flag Party Shirts by Shinesty: more American than fireworks and fanny packs

Welcome to the land of the American flag t-shirt and the home of the competitive drinking game, where donning stars and stripes exponentially increases your chances of getting them slipped off in the guest room before the burgers are even ready. That’s because our men’s and women’s USA tank tops and American flag party shirts combine staggering amounts of patriotism with unexpected sex appeal to create a look that says “let’s exercise our 21st amendment rights and double fist a couple of Jell-O shots.” So pick your poison and slide into one of our American flag t-shirts or USA tank tops to claim a wet t-shirt contest victory over those other thirst traps. We’d be honored to be part of the reason you call in sick on July 5.

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