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Suits & Onesies for NYE

The New Year's Holiday is the sorriest sin-fueled shindig of the year
It's also expensive. Thankfully, these suits and onesies we're blatantly rebranding for NYE (which were clearly not designed for NYE) are only $99.
Here's what to wear for every moment leading up to National Hangover Day...
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12/31 - 6 PM 
At this time of the night, you should still be able to wear a white suit. But, if New Year's Eve were an honest holiday, it would be named:
Come Get Drunk and Cry While Your Date Upchucks in the Bathroom Eve.
But it's not. That's neither here nor there because midnight is on the horizon.
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12/31 - 11:59 PM
Ringing in the New Year rarely goes as planned. But, if you're going to get into a fight with your date in front of everyone at a totally overhyped New Year's Eve party in a super douchey dance club, you might as well look good doing it.
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1/1 - 3:32 AM
Once you kiss and make up, you still have to get home. According to TechCrunch, party goers are 36.7% more likely to puke on New Year's Eve than any other holiday combined. Luckily, these suits cost $99, so you can afford to throw up in the Uber.
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1/1 - 8 AM
If you threw up last night, you'll do it again. With that, a shitter is a shitter and you'll show no loyalty when you're on the verge of vomming yet again.
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1/1 - 11 :01 AM 
You'll need to work up an appetite somehow. This combines your two favorite things: jazz cabbage and total darkness. When you wake up in a few hours, you'll feel like a born again virgin.
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1/1 - 1 :11 PM
Leave a note in the "special instructions" guiding the delivery boy through your front door, down the stairs and into your lair. 
 
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