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Spread Eagle Ski Bibs Have Landed

Spread Eagle Ski Bibs Have Landed...

Skiing naked is a felony, fart bags seal in flavors, and ski pants send snow down your royal back-gorge.

When technical features and fashion made sweet love in the communal hot tub, these bibs were born

They'll Make You a Better Skier


These 70s-inspired bibs pair best with a full bush and fresh  dumpings.

Put One On, Grow One Out


Poles are for strippers and cross-country skiers. Hot doggin' is an art form. 
If Mel Gibson in The Patriot Skied
He'd Look Like That

Shit That Matters

AKA "Tech Specs"

If you're the type who loves being cold and wet, then you won't like the 8 other waterproof seam-sealed zippers either.

..because there are places where snow shouldn't go.
Especially Boots & Bungholes

They're 75% the quality of Arc'teryx, but 50% of the price. Watch that schnapps you spilled slide off like butter across a hot skillet.

The best part of skiing used to be taking your boots off. Now it's feeling brisk mountain air gingerly grace your grundel.

Give Me That Sweet Relief'll thank us once you've had a belly full of beer and all-you-can-eat Nature Valley bars.

It's safety meeting approved and just about the only feature we got to first that Arc'teryx didn't include in their $575 price tag. 
Fits Three Beers & 10 Jeffreys

Never Give Up & Shine On

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