If the show portrays me as anything other than the golden child you raised, I can't let you be collateral damage for the mistakes I've made, so we'll skip town. I've seen Taken 1, 2 & 3 so I went ahead and whipped up a solid contingency plan for when the show airs on Thursday, July 20th at 8 PM EST:
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