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Shinesty Illustrated

We can’t get our swim line into any magazines so we're making our own. 

Presenting: a magazine for the boys with a cover for the ladies. And, with an 

investigative journalism piece called “6 Dangerous Places To Stick Your Pool

Noodle,” it's sure to win a Pulitzer within the next year...

Where Would You Put Your Pool Noodle?

 

Perfect For Soup Kitchens

Only A Paternity Test Will Show

This Was Shot On A Sand Volleyball Court

And This Was Shot In A Ditch

Beware of Snakes In The Grass

If F*ck Jerry Can Make A Quick Buck Off That Design...

Then We Can Too

 

                                                                                                                                 

Wanna Work Here?

 

1)  Send a case of PBR to:

1990 57th Court North, Boulder, CO 80301

2) Fill out a  job application

3) Don't Suck

Marketing Manager, Growth

*If you refer someone to either of these jobs and we hire them, we'll give you $2,000 Shinesty bones when they've been employed for five months. 

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