We can’t get our swim line into any magazines so we're making our own.
Presenting: a magazine for the boys with a cover for the ladies. And, with an
investigative journalism piece called “6 Dangerous Places To Stick Your Pool
Noodle,” it's sure to win a Pulitzer within the next year...
Wanna Work Here?
1) Send a case of PBR to:
1990 57th Court North, Boulder, CO 80301
2) Fill out a job application
3) Don't Suck
*If you refer someone to either of these jobs and we hire them, we'll give you $2,000 Shinesty bones when they've been employed for five months.
Drink For Your Life & Shine On