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Introducing the USA Winter Madison Blazer

    It's cuffing season. The weather is cold, the thirst is real, and people are looking for a mate.
    We're not implying this blazer will help you find love; we're expressly stating it. With an American flag lining, elbow patches, and a woolly mammoth hand feel, this blazer was designed for peacocking, but built for partying.
    Here Are the Deets:
    •  Materials: 83% polyester, 14% viscose, 3% spandex. Sumptuous, satin(y) lining guaranteed to make wolverines purr like kittens.
    • Construction: tailored fit - look like you work out way more than you do.
    • Accouterments: Reenforced elbow patches for peacocking during unsupervised, friction-filled Fridays.
    • Subtle, yet carries a big stick.

    Winter Is Coming

    But The Winter Madison Is Here 



    If You're In the Holiday Spirit...

    Ugly sweaters smell like mothballs, they're infested with bed bugs, and everyone including your grandmother wears them.

    The Ugly Sweater Trend Is Over


    Stay Weird & Shine On

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