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How You Really Feel About Our Ball Cradlers

You all inspire us.
First off, thank you for showing us your stories about the thousands of balls we've helped caress over the past year.
We went and mined out your best comments like bitcoins from what you've left in the order notes section to show you why we're inspired to do what we do.
*NC-17 requests have been redacted. But if you want a few, email
We knew you were a pack of party animals, but we didn’t expect you to be modern-day Shakespeares. Now head to your local dive bar, drop your drawers to your ankles standing on the bar, and show everyone Fruit of Looms have no place at the roundtable.
But, most importantly, keep the order comments coming, baby.

Stay Weird & Protect The Boys

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