We'll Keep This Short Since Bright Lights Aren't Your Thing Today...
Thank you for 2016. If it wasn't for you guys, we'd be in a van down by the river hosting soup kitchens with a bunch of hobos.
But because of you, we're not. And for that we thank you.
Then, some of you became famous,
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