We ran the scenarios and found that ordering your Halloween outfit a month early is the best option for the proactive procrastinators.
Costume stores bombard towns like The Ringling Brothers did cities. They're just loopholes for landlords to make a quick buck on vacant lots. Yesterday it was Vitamin Cottage and today it's Spirit Halloween.
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Nothing spotlights your love life quite like a couples matching spiderweb suit and dress.
Best accessorized with three years of pent up resentment and passive aggressive bedroom cues.
Thinking of renting a costume? GTFO. Rental contracts at Halloween stores are written by Horocruxing gypsies who think spilled beer on a banana costume requires taking out a mortgage on the house.
Suits Not Your Thing?
We've Got Foam Bananas, Sharks, Eggplants, Sloths...
Or whatever don't buy your Halloween costume from us...I'm sure He won't care.